We’re going back to the days of yore to discover that silly, lazy sequels are NOT a modern invention. It’s 1944’s HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to parse out the brain musical chairs, Sergio eats broccoli, and we go down a real rabbit hole with the character Ilonka!
Ten Word Reviews: The Invitation
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SyFy has stepped in to save yet another franchise, so it’s them we have to thank (or curse) for today’s subject: ANACONDA 3: OFFSPRING!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is sick and thus much more quiet than normal, and Sergio waxes poetic about the snake!
Ten Word Reviews: Brittany Runs a Marathon, Pain and Glory
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We’re at the part where every time a new movie shows up in a franchise it’s a fresh shock that something so cheap managed to produce so many sequels… It’s LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan ranks the skills of the onscreen rappers, and Sergio is perhaps at his sleepiest!
Ten Word Reviews: Dark Phoenix, Hustlers
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It’s time for the most ambitious event in crossover history: FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan laments the loss of continuity, and Sergio powers through his sickness to be funnier than ever!
Ten Word Reviews: Downton Abbey, Tall Girl
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We’ve taken a detour into the Amazon for some anaconda-watching, but we’re back in Maine this week to talk LAKE PLACID: THE FINAL CHAPTER!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is glad to have Reba back in the action, and Sergio laments the terrible CGI!
Ten Word Reviews: Pineapple Express, It: Chapter 2
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We’re continuing our serpentine pattern around this new franchise with 2004’s ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan regrets he forgot to mention this is from the director of Halloween 4, and Sergio lusts after the hunky leading man!
Ten Word Reviews: Tigers Are Not Afraid, Showgirls
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We’ve reached the end of this franchise, I guess you could call it… our concluding location? It’s 2011’s FINAL DESTINATION 5!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan learns that he is the straight man of the podcast, Sergio , and we rank all five of the Final Destination movies!
Ten Word Reviews: Ready or Not, The Hustle
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We’re closing out the month with yet another blast of Warwick Davis straight to the face! It’s LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan for once gets the wrong end of the nostalgia stick, Sergio lists the characters he hates (AKA all of them), and we discuss the scope of the Dominian empire!
Ten Word Reviews: Blinded by the Light, Dora and the Lost City of Gold, The Farewell
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We’re back on our regular marathon grind, with the first Frankenstein movie that isn’t all that great! It’s 1942’s THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan defends Frankenstein’s humanity, Sergio watches the movie once and a half time, and we discuss our favorite returning character, Ygor’s clarinet!
Ten Word Reviews: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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We interrupt these marathons with a brand new series! To prep for our upcoming Lake Placid crossover, we’re kicking off a new branch with 1997’s ANACONDA!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan only wants to talk about other J Lo movies, Sergio’s nostalgia finally fails him, and we mostly just apologize to our friend Trace who loves this movie.
Ten Word Reviews: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde
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Part four of this new marathon hits its first low (but not as low as you might think) with 2009’s THE FINAL DESTINATION!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we announce the beginning of a super new bonus marathon!
Ten Word Reviews: Stuber
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Part threes month comes to a close with a true classic: 1995’s LEPRECHAUN 3!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is in love with Caroline WIlliams, Sergio assesses who is gay or not, and we discuss the Leprechaun’s lore more than it certainly deserves.
Ten Word Reviews: Spider-Man: Far From Home, After, Crawl
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This marathon is alive! It’s alive! It’s time to return to Ye Olde Cinema with 1939’s SON OF FRANKENSTEIN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan judges Frankenstein’s unflattering outfit, Sergio gets academic, and we mostly just fall in love with the gratuitously grand set design.
Ten Word Reviews: Late Night, Midsommar, Yesterday
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Month 3 of the new marathons goes swimmingly as we return to everyone’s favorite watering hole in Maine/Bulgaria with LAKE PLACID 3!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited by two new female characters, Sergio tries to explain his scariness rating system, and we honestly kind of have a blast.
Ten Word Reviews: Annabelle Comes Home, Child’s Play, The Hot Chick
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WARNING: THIS EPISODE GETS VERY NSFW. We were in a mood.
Just in time to miss Independence Day, we watch the fireworks-filled death extravaganza they call FINAL DESTINATION 3!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan spots future celebrities, Sergio can’t stop saying Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s whole name, and we dissect the sheer Canadianness of the whole proceedings.
Ten Word Reviews: Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Men in Black: International, Toy Story 4
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For the first time ever we watched the movie separately, so let’s see how that colors our review of 1994’s masterpiece LEPRECHAUN 2!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is excited to see his name onscreen, Sergio struggles to maintain even the slightest grasp on the plot, and we pay tribute to the great Warwick Davis.
Ten Word Reviews: Ma, Rocketman, Always Be My Maybe
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We actually get to do good movies on this podcast sometimes, now isn’t that nice? This week we’re talking about 1935’s THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan waxes poetic about loneliness, Sergio is bothered by how little Bride we actually get, and we makes connections to the broadest array of pop culture you ever did see.
Ten Word Reviews: Brightburn, The Perfection, Aladdin
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… We’ve got FOUR crocodiles to contend with in 2007’s LAKE PLACID 2!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very nervous about the lakeshore, Sergio reminisces about Cloris Leachman, and we try to stay positive about what is surely going to be one of the best sequels in the franchise!
Ten Word Reviews: Wine Country, Long Shot, Booksmart
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It’s time to resume the marathon now in progress! It’s time for 2003’s FINAL DESTINATION 2!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan struggles with his Miranda identity, Sergio discusses asylum etiquette, and we can’t stop talking about the dude with the nipple ring!
Ten Word Reviews: Avengers: Endgame, Missing Link, Pokémon: Detective Pikachu
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We wrap up the month with the beginning of the fourth franchise marathon that will be filling out our schedule for the months to come! It’s almost the very beginning of American horror cinema itself, 1931’s FRANKENSTEIN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan amuses himself with Easter jokes, Sergio likes that it has a story, and we struggle to separate ourselves from 2019!
Ten Word Reviews: The Curse of La Llorona
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