LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD (2003)

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Even though our Leprechaun marathon is far from over, ewe’ve sadly reached our last Warwick Davis entry in 2003’s LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan struggles through a terribly written synopsis, and Sergio reminisces about early 2000’s fashions.

Ten Word Reviews: Paranormaln, Jojo Rabbit

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LAKE PLACID VS. ANACONDA (2015)

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Our time with the snakes (but not the crocs) is drawing to a close with 2015’s LAKE PLACID VS. ANACONDA!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan revels in Reba’s third outing in the franchise, Sergio defends irritating sorority girls, and we rank all five anaconda movies!

Ten Word Reviews: Zombieland: Double Tap, Countdown

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ANACONDAS: TRAIL OF BLOOD (2009)

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Much to Sergio’s chagrin, we’re heading right back to that giant snake-filled well with ANACONDAS: TRAIL OF BLOOD!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan delights at the return of Dr. Tank Top, and Sergio is very perplexed by how Brennan chooses to open the show!

Ten Word Reviews: An American Werewolf in London

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HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1944)

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We’re going back to the days of yore to discover that silly, lazy sequels are NOT a modern invention. It’s 1944’s HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to parse out the brain musical chairs, Sergio eats broccoli, and we go down a real rabbit hole with the character Ilonka!

Ten Word Reviews: The Invitation

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ANACONDA 3: OFFSPRING (2008)

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SyFy has stepped in to save yet another franchise, so it’s them we have to thank (or curse) for today’s subject: ANACONDA 3: OFFSPRING!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is sick and thus much more quiet than normal, and Sergio waxes poetic about the snake!

Ten Word Reviews: Brittany Runs a Marathon, Pain and Glory

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LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD (2000)

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We’re at the part where every time a new movie shows up in a franchise it’s a fresh shock that something so cheap managed to produce so many sequels… It’s LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan ranks the skills of the onscreen rappers, and Sergio is perhaps at his sleepiest!

Ten Word Reviews: Dark Phoenix, Hustlers

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FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN (1943)

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It’s time for the most ambitious event in crossover history: FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan laments the loss of continuity, and Sergio powers through his sickness to be funnier than ever!

Ten Word Reviews: Downton Abbey, Tall Girl

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ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (2004)

We’re continuing our serpentine pattern around this new franchise with 2004’s ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan regrets he forgot to mention this is from the director of Halloween 4, and Sergio lusts after the hunky leading man!

Ten Word Reviews: Tigers Are Not Afraid, Showgirls

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FINAL DESTINATION 5 (2011)

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We’ve reached the end of this franchise, I guess you could call it… our concluding location? It’s 2011’s FINAL DESTINATION 5!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan learns that he is the straight man of the podcast, Sergio , and we rank all five of the Final Destination movies!

Ten Word Reviews: Ready or Not, The Hustle

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LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE (1997)

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We’re closing out the month with yet another blast of Warwick Davis straight to the face! It’s LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan for once gets the wrong end of the nostalgia stick, Sergio lists the characters he hates (AKA all of them), and we discuss the scope of the Dominian empire!

Ten Word Reviews: Blinded by the Light, Dora and the Lost City of Gold, The Farewell

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THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN (1942)

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We’re back on our regular marathon grind, with the first Frankenstein movie that isn’t all that great! It’s 1942’s THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan defends Frankenstein’s humanity, Sergio watches the movie once and a half time, and we discuss our favorite returning character, Ygor’s clarinet!

Ten Word Reviews: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

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ANACONDA (1997)

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We interrupt these marathons with a brand new series! To prep for our upcoming Lake Placid crossover, we’re kicking off a new branch with 1997’s ANACONDA!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan only wants to talk about other J Lo movies, Sergio’s nostalgia finally fails him, and we mostly just apologize to our friend Trace who loves this movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

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THE FINAL DESTINATION (2009)

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Part four of this new marathon hits its first low (but not as low as you might think) with 2009’s THE FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we announce the beginning of a super new bonus marathon!

Ten Word Reviews: Stuber

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LEPRECHAUN 3 (1995)

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Part threes month comes to a close with a true classic: 1995’s LEPRECHAUN 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is in love with Caroline WIlliams, Sergio assesses who is gay or not, and we discuss the Leprechaun’s lore more than it certainly deserves.

Ten Word Reviews: Spider-Man: Far From Home, After, Crawl

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SON OF FRANKENSTEIN (1939)

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This marathon is alive! It’s alive! It’s time to return to Ye Olde Cinema with 1939’s SON OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan judges Frankenstein’s unflattering outfit, Sergio gets academic, and we mostly just fall in love with the gratuitously grand set design.

Ten Word Reviews: Late Night, Midsommar, Yesterday

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LAKE PLACID 3 (2010)

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Month 3 of the new marathons goes swimmingly as we return to everyone’s favorite watering hole in Maine/Bulgaria with LAKE PLACID 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited by two new female characters, Sergio tries to explain his scariness rating system, and we honestly kind of have a blast.

Ten Word Reviews: Annabelle Comes Home, Child’s Play, The Hot Chick

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FINAL DESTINATION 3 (2006)

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WARNING: THIS EPISODE GETS VERY NSFW. We were in a mood.

Just in time to miss Independence Day, we watch the fireworks-filled death extravaganza they call FINAL DESTINATION 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan spots future celebrities, Sergio can’t stop saying Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s whole name, and we dissect the sheer Canadianness of the whole proceedings.

Ten Word Reviews: Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Men in Black: International, Toy Story 4

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LEPRECHAUN 2 (1994)

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For the first time ever we watched the movie separately, so let’s see how that colors our review of 1994’s masterpiece LEPRECHAUN 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is excited to see his name onscreen, Sergio struggles to maintain even the slightest grasp on the plot, and we pay tribute to the great Warwick Davis.

Ten Word Reviews: Ma, Rocketman, Always Be My Maybe

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THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

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We actually get to do good movies on this podcast sometimes, now isn’t that nice? This week we’re talking about 1935’s THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan waxes poetic about loneliness, Sergio is bothered by how little Bride we actually get, and we makes connections to the broadest array of pop culture you ever did see.

Ten Word Reviews: Brightburn, The Perfection, Aladdin

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