Third verse, worse than the first! Today we’re starting franchise marathon #3 with 1993’s crapsterpiece LEPRECHAUN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan finds his new favorite horror movie diversion, Sergio can’t manage his anger at precocious child characters, and we largely manage to avoid doing terrible Irish accents!
Ten Word Reviews: Shazam!
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Franchise marathon #2 begins today with 1999’s LAKE PLACID!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan hates every character he comes across, Sergio tries to justify his childhood love of the movie, and we discuss our hopes for the future of the franchise!
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
If you had a premonition of us starting a new franchise marathon, it has come true! We’re embarking on a journey with 2000’s FINAL DESTINATION!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets really IN this movie, Sergio gets stuck on the idea of the Grim Reaper, and we break down Ms. Lewton’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!
Ten Word Reviews: Us, Alita: Battle Angel, The Haunting on Fraternity Row
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Another month over, another franchise finished. Today we’re discussing the endcap of this month’s bonus trilogy series with the 2005 flick URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan dissects Christina Aguilera lyrics, Sergio struggles to understand the pranks in this movie, and we rank all the films in the Urban Legend trilogy!
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Freddy’s dead and gone, but you can never keep a good slasher down! The series was resurrected just three short years later with the topic of this episode, 1994’s NEW NIGHTMARE!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan pulls out an evangelical plot twist, Sergio comes out as pro-Angel, and we rank all the Nightmare movies!
Ten Word Reviews: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Our newest marathon is already almost over! That’s the danger with covering trilogies… That’s right we’re doing URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, hailing from the grand ole year of 2000.
Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to avoid libel, Sergio is definitely awake, and we debate how appropriate a fencing mask actually is for this particular movie.
Ten Word Reviews: Greta, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Freddy’s back for his final outing in his sixth film (of nine): 1991’s FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan criticizes objectivism, Sergio reminisces about watching this movie as a child, and we talk about prostates for probably longer than anybody wanted.
Ten Word Reviews: Captain Marvel
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
New month, new marathon! Every other Friday (and/or whenever the hell this late episode airs) this March, we’ll be reviewing the Urban Legend trilogy starting with the original URBAN LEGEND from 1998!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is very concerned about Joshua Jackson’s hair, Sergio wants to know where the spiders come from, and we make our guesses about the goings-on in Urban Legends: Final Cut.
Ten Word Reviews: Bohemian Rhapsody, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Glitter
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
We’re closing out our Oscar Skeletons month by turning in desperation to a Golden Globe Best Actress nominee. We’re digging into the dark depths of Emily Blunt’s filmography and pulling out 2007’s WIND CHILL!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is perturbed by gas station hygiene, Sergio doesn’t fall for Nice Guys, and we judge Emily Blunt’s grocery list.
Ten Word Reviews: Happy Death Day 2U, Isn’t It Romantic?
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
For the third week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re (very) briefly visiting an early role from Best Actor nominee Bradley Cooper in 2002’s MY LITTLE EYE!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan spills the tea on Sergio’s new nickname, Sergio talks porcelain cat etiquette, and we break down 2002 real estate!
Ten Word Reviews: The Wife, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, The Prodigy
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
For the second week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re digging deep into the back catalogue of Supporting Actress nominee Amy Adams and pulling out the 2000 slasher parody PSYCHO BEACH PARTY!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan rhapsodizes about Provoloney, Sergio demands patience, and we break down the casting choice of Nicholas Brendon!
Ten Word Reviews: Velvet Buzzsaw, Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!, From Prada to Nada
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
It’s the first week in Oscars month, where we dig the skeletons out of the closet of four best acting nominees! Our first category is Best Supporting Actor, and we’re traveling all the way back to 1972 to see Sam Elliott slumming it in the super boring nature-run-amok film FROGS!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan dissects masculinity, Sergio thirsts after young Sam Elliott, and we try to find any sort of redeeming quality in this movie!
Ten Word Reviews: Bridget Jones’s Diary
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Surprise! The Omen franchise ain’t dead yet! We’re doing a bonus episode catching up with our favorite(ish) Antichrist on his short-lived 2016 series DAMIEN!
Join us as we review the first and final episodes of the first (and only) season, Brennan gets real mad about Satanist newsletters, Sergio is unreasonably obsessed with an old woman, and we make connections to the rest of the franchise as a whole!
Ten Word Reviews: Aquaman, The Broken Hearts Club, American Pie Presents: Band Camp
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
It’s a boy! This week we catch up once more with good old Freddy Krueger in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan explores the gay animal menagerie, Sergio gets very confused, and we reveal next week’s very special episode!
Ten Word Reviews: Escape Room, Bad Times at the El Royale, Perfectos Desconocidos
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
It’s time to wrap up our time with Damien Thorn as we discuss the 2006 remake of THE OMEN!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited about puppets, Sergio loves Final Destination kills, and we rank all five Omen pictures!
Ten Word Reviews: Bird Box, Sorry to Bother You, Mary Poppins Returns
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Well, since our episode posted a day early through means outside our control (AKA Brennan being lame), here’s a special treat! Our Patreon may have died and withered on the vine, but here is a massive supercut of some of the fun reviews you were missing out on!
Here are the timecodes where you can find our reviews of…
SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO 00:00:51
JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM 00:19:03
INCREDIBLES 2 00:37:38
ANT-MAN AND THE WASP 00:55:38
EIGHTH GRADE 01:13:42
THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME 01:34:36
CRAZY RICH ASIANS 01:48:40
THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 02:08:28
SUPPORT THE GIRLS 02:22:23
A SIMPLE FAVOR 02:38:23
A STAR IS BORN 02:49:48
The long and winding road has led us all the way to 2018’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY. Will the final entry in the franchise leave a good taste in our mouths, or is it just one more rotten husk?
Join us as we review the film, Brennan makes a great LeBron joke, Sergio reveals a dark iTunes secret, and we rank all ten of these godforsaken movies.
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101
We’re chugging right along with our Freddy Krueger marathon, straight on into A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets lost down a lot of rabbit holes because he’s frustrated at his computer, Sergio runs a meditation circle, and we catch up with some more work from Screaming Mad George.
Ten Word Reviews: Venom, Anna and the Apocalypse, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
Welcome to CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS, where nothing gets genesis-ed, the cast is mainly adults, and there’s corn in like two scenes. In short, it’s pretty on brand for this franchise.
Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to get Sergio excited about Billy Drago, Sergio learns a new word, and we barely try to make sense out of what’s going on, because what’s the use.
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101
The contiguous Omen series ends here in 1991, with OMEN IV: THE AWAKENING!
Join us as we review the film, Brennan is perplexed by biblical interpretation, Sergio tries to get rabies, and we discuss exactly how unfeminist this film turns out to be.
Ten Word Reviews: Teen Witch, Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996), Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me
For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101