ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (2004)

We’re continuing our serpentine pattern around this new franchise with 2004’s ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan regrets he forgot to mention this is from the director of Halloween 4, and Sergio lusts after the hunky leading man!

Ten Word Reviews: Tigers Are Not Afraid, Showgirls

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THE FINAL DESTINATION (2009)

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Part four of this new marathon hits its first low (but not as low as you might think) with 2009’s THE FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we announce the beginning of a super new bonus marathon!

Ten Word Reviews: Stuber

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FINAL DESTINATION 3 (2006)

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WARNING: THIS EPISODE GETS VERY NSFW. We were in a mood.

Just in time to miss Independence Day, we watch the fireworks-filled death extravaganza they call FINAL DESTINATION 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan spots future celebrities, Sergio can’t stop saying Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s whole name, and we dissect the sheer Canadianness of the whole proceedings.

Ten Word Reviews: Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Men in Black: International, Toy Story 4

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LAKE PLACID 2 (2007)

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… We’ve got FOUR crocodiles to contend with in 2007’s LAKE PLACID 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very nervous about the lakeshore, Sergio reminisces about Cloris Leachman, and we try to stay positive about what is surely going to be one of the best sequels in the franchise!

Ten Word Reviews: Wine Country, Long Shot, Booksmart

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FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003)

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It’s time to resume the marathon now in progress! It’s time for 2003’s FINAL DESTINATION 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan struggles with his Miranda identity, Sergio discusses asylum etiquette, and we can’t stop talking about the dude with the nipple ring!

Ten Word Reviews: Avengers: Endgame, Missing Link, Pokémon: Detective Pikachu

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FINAL DESTINATION (2000)

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If you had a premonition of us starting a new franchise marathon, it has come true! We’re embarking on a journey with 2000’s FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets really IN this movie, Sergio gets stuck on the idea of the Grim Reaper, and we break down Ms. Lewton’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!

Ten Word Reviews: Us, Alita: Battle Angel, The Haunting on Fraternity Row

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URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY (2005)

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Another month over, another franchise finished. Today we’re discussing the endcap of this month’s bonus trilogy series with the 2005 flick URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan dissects Christina Aguilera lyrics, Sergio struggles to understand the pranks in this movie, and we rank all the films in the Urban Legend trilogy!

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URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT (2000)

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Our newest marathon is already almost over! That’s the danger with covering trilogies… That’s right we’re doing URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, hailing from the grand ole year of 2000.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to avoid libel, Sergio is definitely awake, and we debate how appropriate a fencing mask actually is for this particular movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Greta, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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Oscar Skeleton #4: Emily Blunt in WIND CHILL (2007)

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We’re closing out our Oscar Skeletons month by turning in desperation to a Golden Globe Best Actress nominee. We’re digging into the dark depths of Emily Blunt’s filmography and pulling out 2007’s WIND CHILL!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is perturbed by gas station hygiene, Sergio doesn’t fall for Nice Guys, and we judge Emily Blunt’s grocery list.

Ten Word Reviews: Happy Death Day 2U, Isn’t It Romantic?

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Oscar Skeleton #3: Bradley Cooper in MY LITTLE EYE (2002)

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For the third week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re (very) briefly visiting an early role from Best Actor nominee Bradley Cooper in 2002’s MY LITTLE EYE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan spills the tea on Sergio’s new nickname, Sergio talks porcelain cat etiquette, and we break down 2002 real estate!

Ten Word Reviews: The Wife, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, The Prodigy

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Oscar Skeleton #2: Amy Adams in PSYCHO BEACH PARTY (2000)

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For the second week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re digging deep into the back catalogue of Supporting Actress nominee Amy Adams and pulling out the 2000 slasher parody PSYCHO BEACH PARTY!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan rhapsodizes about Provoloney, Sergio demands patience, and we break down the casting choice of Nicholas Brendon!

Ten Word Reviews: Velvet Buzzsaw, Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!, From Prada to Nada

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THE OMEN (2006)

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It’s time to wrap up our time with Damien Thorn as we discuss the 2006 remake of THE OMEN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited about puppets, Sergio loves Final Destination kills, and we rank all five Omen pictures!

Ten Word Reviews: Bird Box, Sorry to Bother You, Mary Poppins Returns

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2009)

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Is a TV remake of CHILDREN OF THE CORN made for the SyFy network going to be a redeeming entry for the franchise? You tell me!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets mad about the 70’s, Sergio learns new things about Brennan left and right, and we compare it with the original because there’s finally continuity in the series when they literally recreate the exact same plot.

Ten Word Reviews: The Rage: Carrie 2

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)

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Kids always test your patience, but 2001’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION is the truest challenge yet.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan has a full-on meltdown, Sergio makes a lot of excuses to talk about Winter’s Bone, and we fret about how many of these we have left.

Ten Word Reviews: Kate & Leopold

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Anniversary Month #3: SINGLE WHITE FEMALE 2: THE PSYCHO (2005)

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Anniversary month hits week 3 as we explore the 13-years-later sequel SINGLE WHITE FEMALE 2: THE PSYCHO!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan’s brain melts almost immediately, Sergio struggles to remember any non-wig-related detail of the original, and we rejoice in how terrible the film’s opening title is.

Ten Word Reviews: Ideal Home

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Horror Parody Month #2: SHRIEK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH (2000)

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Parody month continues with a movie title that will eat up your character count if you tweet about it: SHRIEK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Join us as we review the film, Sergio plants his flag for White Chicks, Brennan criticizes more DVD box blurbs, and we just generally get exactly as distracted as last week.

Ten Word Reviews: Lady Bird, I Tonya, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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Horror Parody Month #1: SCARY MOVIE 4 (2006)

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We’re kicking off the New Year right with a full month of the best subgenre ever: horror movie parodies! We’re kicking off the month with SCARY MOVIE 4!

Join us as we review the film, Sergio attempts to call Brennan by his name, Brennan gives a rundown of Simon Rex’s adult film career, and we all attempt to grapple with the year that was 2017.

Ten Word Reviews: The Greatest Showman, Call Me By Your Name, The Shape of Water

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