CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY (2018)

The long and winding road has led us all the way to 2018’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY. Will the final entry in the franchise leave a good taste in our mouths, or is it just one more rotten husk?

Join us as we review the film, Brennan makes a great LeBron joke, Sergio reveals a dark iTunes secret, and we rank all ten of these godforsaken movies.

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS (2011)

Welcome to CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS, where nothing gets genesis-ed, the cast is mainly adults, and there’s corn in like two scenes. In short, it’s pretty on brand for this franchise.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to get Sergio excited about Billy Drago, Sergio learns a new word, and we barely try to make sense out of what’s going on, because what’s the use.

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2009)

Is a TV remake of CHILDREN OF THE CORN made for the SyFy network going to be a redeeming entry for the franchise? You tell me!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets mad about the 70’s, Sergio learns new things about Brennan left and right, and we compare it with the original because there’s finally continuity in the series when they literally recreate the exact same plot.

Ten Word Reviews: The Rage: Carrie 2

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION (2001)

Kids always test your patience, but 2001’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN: REVELATION is the truest challenge yet.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan has a full-on meltdown, Sergio makes a lot of excuses to talk about Winter’s Bone, and we fret about how many of these we have left.

Ten Word Reviews: Kate & Leopold

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666: ISAAC'S RETURN (1999)

The much-anticipated return of a major character can’t save a movie this deep into a franchise: it’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666: ISAAC’S RETURN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan goes down a rabbit hole of attempting to understand the mythology at work here, Sergio speaks some drunk Spanish, and we mostly just cry about how far downhill this series has gone, which is saying something.

Ten Word Reviews: The Predator, A Simple Favor

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN V: FIELDS OF TERROR (1998)

He Who Walks Behind the Rows is back with a vengeance in CHILDREN OF THE CORN V: FIELDS OF TERROR!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan finds more 25-year-olds to enjoy, Sergio finds out what happens when the Children of the Corn mythos he missed so much returns in full force, and we talk about Eva Mendes’ hair for a truly inexplicable amount of time.

Ten Word Reviews: The Nun, Josie & the Pussycats, Enough

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN IV: THE GATHERING (1996)

Those creepy kids just don’t give up! It’s time for the generically titled CHILDREN OF THE CORN IV: THE GATHERING!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets more freaked out than he could have ever expected, Sergio gets his first taste of horror franchises lying to their audience, and we discuss how much Naomi Watts must hate wells.

Ten Word Reviews: Julie & Julia

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST (1995)

This is our longest episode in a good while, and who could have possibly guessed that we’d have more to say about CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST than any other movie this year?

Join us as we review the film, Brennan continues making himself deeply uncomfortable, Sergio goes on a five minute rant about basketball, and we worship at the altar of Screaming Mad George.

Ten Word Reviews: The Happytime Murders

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE (1992)

It’s time to double back around and visit those poor Nebraska kids once more with CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE! Don’t let that title fool you, this is film 2 of 10.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan struggles with his feelings about 24-year-olds, Sergio finds his gore sweet spot, and we are shocked that a Children of the Corn sequel could be anything but terrible.

Ten Word Reviews: Eighth Grade, The Spy Who Dumped Me

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)

Announcing the beginning of our very first franchise deep dive! Every other week, we’ll be exploring another entry in the surprisingly vast Children of the Corn franchise, but this week we just dip our toes into the maze of maize with the original 1984 epic CHILDREN OF THE CORN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan reveals his crush on the only of-age citizen of Gatlin Nebraska, Sergio snipes Brennan’s Malachai impression, and we try to figure out exactly what made this movie so iconic in the first place.

Ten Word Reviews: The Jane Austen Book Club

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