URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT (2000)

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Our newest marathon is already almost over! That’s the danger with covering trilogies… That’s right we’re doing URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, hailing from the grand ole year of 2000.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to avoid libel, Sergio is definitely awake, and we debate how appropriate a fencing mask actually is for this particular movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Greta, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991)

Freddy’s back for his final outing in his sixth film (of nine): 1991’s FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan criticizes objectivism, Sergio reminisces about watching this movie as a child, and we talk about prostates for probably longer than anybody wanted.

Ten Word Reviews: Captain Marvel

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URBAN LEGEND (1998)

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New month, new marathon! Every other Friday (and/or whenever the hell this late episode airs) this March, we’ll be reviewing the Urban Legend trilogy starting with the original URBAN LEGEND from 1998!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is very concerned about Joshua Jackson’s hair, Sergio wants to know where the spiders come from, and we make our guesses about the goings-on in Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Ten Word Reviews: Bohemian Rhapsody, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Glitter

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Oscar Skeleton #4: Emily Blunt in WIND CHILL (2007)

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We’re closing out our Oscar Skeletons month by turning in desperation to a Golden Globe Best Actress nominee. We’re digging into the dark depths of Emily Blunt’s filmography and pulling out 2007’s WIND CHILL!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is perturbed by gas station hygiene, Sergio doesn’t fall for Nice Guys, and we judge Emily Blunt’s grocery list.

Ten Word Reviews: Happy Death Day 2U, Isn’t It Romantic?

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Oscar Skeleton #3: Bradley Cooper in MY LITTLE EYE (2002)

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For the third week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re (very) briefly visiting an early role from Best Actor nominee Bradley Cooper in 2002’s MY LITTLE EYE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan spills the tea on Sergio’s new nickname, Sergio talks porcelain cat etiquette, and we break down 2002 real estate!

Ten Word Reviews: The Wife, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part, The Prodigy

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Oscar Skeleton #2: Amy Adams in PSYCHO BEACH PARTY (2000)

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For the second week of Oscar Skeletons Month, we’re digging deep into the back catalogue of Supporting Actress nominee Amy Adams and pulling out the 2000 slasher parody PSYCHO BEACH PARTY!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan rhapsodizes about Provoloney, Sergio demands patience, and we break down the casting choice of Nicholas Brendon!

Ten Word Reviews: Velvet Buzzsaw, Pokémon The Movie: I Choose You!, From Prada to Nada

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Oscar Skeleton #1: Sam Elliott in FROGS (1972)

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It’s the first week in Oscars month, where we dig the skeletons out of the closet of four best acting nominees! Our first category is Best Supporting Actor, and we’re traveling all the way back to 1972 to see Sam Elliott slumming it in the super boring nature-run-amok film FROGS!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan dissects masculinity, Sergio thirsts after young Sam Elliott, and we try to find any sort of redeeming quality in this movie!

Ten Word Reviews: Bridget Jones’s Diary

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DAMIEN (2016 - 2016)

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Surprise! The Omen franchise ain’t dead yet! We’re doing a bonus episode catching up with our favorite(ish) Antichrist on his short-lived 2016 series DAMIEN!

Join us as we review the first and final episodes of the first (and only) season, Brennan gets real mad about Satanist newsletters, Sergio is unreasonably obsessed with an old woman, and we make connections to the rest of the franchise as a whole!

Ten Word Reviews: Aquaman, The Broken Hearts Club, American Pie Presents: Band Camp

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1989)

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It’s a boy! This week we catch up once more with good old Freddy Krueger in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan explores the gay animal menagerie, Sergio gets very confused, and we reveal next week’s very special episode!

Ten Word Reviews: Escape Room, Bad Times at the El Royale, Perfectos Desconocidos

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THE OMEN (2006)

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It’s time to wrap up our time with Damien Thorn as we discuss the 2006 remake of THE OMEN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited about puppets, Sergio loves Final Destination kills, and we rank all five Omen pictures!

Ten Word Reviews: Bird Box, Sorry to Bother You, Mary Poppins Returns

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Patreon Purge

Well, since our episode posted a day early through means outside our control (AKA Brennan being lame), here’s a special treat! Our Patreon may have died and withered on the vine, but here is a massive supercut of some of the fun reviews you were missing out on!

Here are the timecodes where you can find our reviews of…

SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO 00:00:51

JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM 00:19:03

INCREDIBLES 2 00:37:38

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP 00:55:38

EIGHTH GRADE 01:13:42

THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME 01:34:36

CRAZY RICH ASIANS 01:48:40

THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS 02:08:28

SUPPORT THE GIRLS 02:22:23

A SIMPLE FAVOR 02:38:23

A STAR IS BORN 02:49:48

CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY (2018)

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The long and winding road has led us all the way to 2018’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY. Will the final entry in the franchise leave a good taste in our mouths, or is it just one more rotten husk?

Join us as we review the film, Brennan makes a great LeBron joke, Sergio reveals a dark iTunes secret, and we rank all ten of these godforsaken movies.

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)

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We’re chugging right along with our Freddy Krueger marathon, straight on into A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets lost down a lot of rabbit holes because he’s frustrated at his computer, Sergio runs a meditation circle, and we catch up with some more work from Screaming Mad George.

Ten Word Reviews: Venom, Anna and the Apocalypse, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse

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CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2009)

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Is a TV remake of CHILDREN OF THE CORN made for the SyFy network going to be a redeeming entry for the franchise? You tell me!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets mad about the 70’s, Sergio learns new things about Brennan left and right, and we compare it with the original because there’s finally continuity in the series when they literally recreate the exact same plot.

Ten Word Reviews: The Rage: Carrie 2

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2018 Horror Month #5: THE PREDATOR

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Sergio’s finals month is drawing to an end with our final pre-recorded episode on 2018 horror! We’re here today to discuss Shane Black and Fred Dekker’s THE PREDATOR!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan makes Sergio uncomfortable within fifteen seconds, Sergio defends Boyd Holbrook, and we break down some of the film’s more questionable elements.

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2018 Horror Month #4: THE NUN

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In this newest pre-recorded episode, we check out another 2018 fright flick: THE NUN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries very hard to make a joke work, Sergio can’t get over the drama of being sick, and we generally get very hot and bothered over Frenchie!

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For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101

2018 Horror Month #3: THE FIRST PURGE

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For the second episode of our pre-recorded theatrical reviews, we’re allowing Sergio to escape the rigors of podcasting during finals with a review of July’s THE FIRST PURGE!

Has Blumhouse knocked it out of the park yet again? Can this Purge compare with the previous three? And is Marisa Tomei even IN this movie? The answers to all these questions and more can be found in this episode!

Our theme music is “A Beat for You” by Pseudo Echo. You can find more episodes of this show and others at podpeople.me 

For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101 

2018 Horror Month #1: HELL FEST

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Sergio’s finals month has begun, so we’re giving him a break by releasing the first of our pre-recorded episodes on 2018 horror. We’re starting with a film that might still be in theaters but TBH probably not: HELL FEST!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan has a hard time with the bathroom scene, Sergio craves characters, and we break down our favorite kills.

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For bonus content and archives of old episodes, subscribe to us on Patreon at patreon.com/scream101