THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN (1942)

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We’re back on our regular marathon grind, with the first Frankenstein movie that isn’t all that great! It’s 1942’s THE GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan defends Frankenstein’s humanity, Sergio watches the movie once and a half time, and we discuss our favorite returning character, Ygor’s clarinet!

Ten Word Reviews: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

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ANACONDA (1997)

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We interrupt these marathons with a brand new series! To prep for our upcoming Lake Placid crossover, we’re kicking off a new branch with 1997’s ANACONDA!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan only wants to talk about other J Lo movies, Sergio’s nostalgia finally fails him, and we mostly just apologize to our friend Trace who loves this movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde

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THE FINAL DESTINATION (2009)

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Part four of this new marathon hits its first low (but not as low as you might think) with 2009’s THE FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan lusts after Bobby Campo, Sergio goes full debate mode, and we announce the beginning of a super new bonus marathon!

Ten Word Reviews: Stuber

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LEPRECHAUN 3 (1995)

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Part threes month comes to a close with a true classic: 1995’s LEPRECHAUN 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is in love with Caroline WIlliams, Sergio assesses who is gay or not, and we discuss the Leprechaun’s lore more than it certainly deserves.

Ten Word Reviews: Spider-Man: Far From Home, After, Crawl

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SON OF FRANKENSTEIN (1939)

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This marathon is alive! It’s alive! It’s time to return to Ye Olde Cinema with 1939’s SON OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan judges Frankenstein’s unflattering outfit, Sergio gets academic, and we mostly just fall in love with the gratuitously grand set design.

Ten Word Reviews: Late Night, Midsommar, Yesterday

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LAKE PLACID 3 (2010)

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Month 3 of the new marathons goes swimmingly as we return to everyone’s favorite watering hole in Maine/Bulgaria with LAKE PLACID 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very excited by two new female characters, Sergio tries to explain his scariness rating system, and we honestly kind of have a blast.

Ten Word Reviews: Annabelle Comes Home, Child’s Play, The Hot Chick

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FINAL DESTINATION 3 (2006)

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WARNING: THIS EPISODE GETS VERY NSFW. We were in a mood.

Just in time to miss Independence Day, we watch the fireworks-filled death extravaganza they call FINAL DESTINATION 3!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan spots future celebrities, Sergio can’t stop saying Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s whole name, and we dissect the sheer Canadianness of the whole proceedings.

Ten Word Reviews: Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Men in Black: International, Toy Story 4

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LEPRECHAUN 2 (1994)

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For the first time ever we watched the movie separately, so let’s see how that colors our review of 1994’s masterpiece LEPRECHAUN 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is excited to see his name onscreen, Sergio struggles to maintain even the slightest grasp on the plot, and we pay tribute to the great Warwick Davis.

Ten Word Reviews: Ma, Rocketman, Always Be My Maybe

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THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

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We actually get to do good movies on this podcast sometimes, now isn’t that nice? This week we’re talking about 1935’s THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan waxes poetic about loneliness, Sergio is bothered by how little Bride we actually get, and we makes connections to the broadest array of pop culture you ever did see.

Ten Word Reviews: Brightburn, The Perfection, Aladdin

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LAKE PLACID 2 (2007)

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… We’ve got FOUR crocodiles to contend with in 2007’s LAKE PLACID 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets very nervous about the lakeshore, Sergio reminisces about Cloris Leachman, and we try to stay positive about what is surely going to be one of the best sequels in the franchise!

Ten Word Reviews: Wine Country, Long Shot, Booksmart

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FINAL DESTINATION 2 (2003)

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It’s time to resume the marathon now in progress! It’s time for 2003’s FINAL DESTINATION 2!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan struggles with his Miranda identity, Sergio discusses asylum etiquette, and we can’t stop talking about the dude with the nipple ring!

Ten Word Reviews: Avengers: Endgame, Missing Link, Pokémon: Detective Pikachu

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FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

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We wrap up the month with the beginning of the fourth franchise marathon that will be filling out our schedule for the months to come! It’s almost the very beginning of American horror cinema itself, 1931’s FRANKENSTEIN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan amuses himself with Easter jokes, Sergio likes that it has a story, and we struggle to separate ourselves from 2019!

Ten Word Reviews: The Curse of La Llorona

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LEPRECHAUN (1993)

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Third verse, worse than the first! Today we’re starting franchise marathon #3 with 1993’s crapsterpiece LEPRECHAUN!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan finds his new favorite horror movie diversion, Sergio can’t manage his anger at precocious child characters, and we largely manage to avoid doing terrible Irish accents!

Ten Word Reviews: Shazam!

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LAKE PLACID (1999)

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Franchise marathon #2 begins today with 1999’s LAKE PLACID!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan hates every character he comes across, Sergio tries to justify his childhood love of the movie, and we discuss our hopes for the future of the franchise!

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FINAL DESTINATION (2000)

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If you had a premonition of us starting a new franchise marathon, it has come true! We’re embarking on a journey with 2000’s FINAL DESTINATION!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan gets really IN this movie, Sergio gets stuck on the idea of the Grim Reaper, and we break down Ms. Lewton’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!

Ten Word Reviews: Us, Alita: Battle Angel, The Haunting on Fraternity Row

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URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY (2005)

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Another month over, another franchise finished. Today we’re discussing the endcap of this month’s bonus trilogy series with the 2005 flick URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan dissects Christina Aguilera lyrics, Sergio struggles to understand the pranks in this movie, and we rank all the films in the Urban Legend trilogy!

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NEW NIGHTMARE (1994)

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Freddy’s dead and gone, but you can never keep a good slasher down! The series was resurrected just three short years later with the topic of this episode, 1994’s NEW NIGHTMARE!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan pulls out an evangelical plot twist, Sergio comes out as pro-Angel, and we rank all the Nightmare movies!

Ten Word Reviews: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

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URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT (2000)

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Our newest marathon is already almost over! That’s the danger with covering trilogies… That’s right we’re doing URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, hailing from the grand ole year of 2000.

Join us as we review the film, Brennan tries to avoid libel, Sergio is definitely awake, and we debate how appropriate a fencing mask actually is for this particular movie.

Ten Word Reviews: Greta, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

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URBAN LEGEND (1998)

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New month, new marathon! Every other Friday (and/or whenever the hell this late episode airs) this March, we’ll be reviewing the Urban Legend trilogy starting with the original URBAN LEGEND from 1998!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is very concerned about Joshua Jackson’s hair, Sergio wants to know where the spiders come from, and we make our guesses about the goings-on in Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Ten Word Reviews: Bohemian Rhapsody, How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Glitter

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Oscar Skeleton #4: Emily Blunt in WIND CHILL (2007)

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We’re closing out our Oscar Skeletons month by turning in desperation to a Golden Globe Best Actress nominee. We’re digging into the dark depths of Emily Blunt’s filmography and pulling out 2007’s WIND CHILL!

Join us as we review the film, Brennan is perturbed by gas station hygiene, Sergio doesn’t fall for Nice Guys, and we judge Emily Blunt’s grocery list.

Ten Word Reviews: Happy Death Day 2U, Isn’t It Romantic?

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